"American Horror Story Freak Show"
Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
she just loses her shit
What I’ve learned is that people don’t care about you. If you’re lucky enough to have someone ask you something about yourself or enquire about something important to you, that’s really as far as it goes. They may look interested at first but then they’ll look away or their eyes will gloss over. That’s because they’re thinking about what they’re gonna say next or just about themselves in general. It’s sad. It’s sad that I genuinely want to know about the things I ask people and I seem to be quite alone in that. I just want to meet genuine people and that’s proving to be near impossible.
Lol yes !
where has this been all my life??this is how you get tea to not be bitter. I didn’t like green tea until I learned not to brew it with boiling water.
If you’re reading this, odds are your partner recently told you they are transgender. While I’m sure some of what you’ll read below (if you make it that far) is pretty transdude specific, I’m sure some of it applies to gender-variant partners in a general sense. To begin, let me introduce myself,…
april fools is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year
I really hope someone sees this and tells their history teacher they are being illegally detained after the bell.
Then the history teacher will hold that person after class and teach them the Geneva Conventions address the treatment of people during times of war and that this is the stupidest thing in the history of space and time.
life hack: just fucking accuse your teacher of a war crime
|—||Albert Camus (via sludgemetalprincess)|